Saturday, February 26, 2011

A Wii game for swingers? No, really

Thin is the line between the party and the Party of sex.

Over a few drinks, a little Prince, and suddenly what started out as fun Suburban innocent turns into debauchery that will be gossiped in years to come.

The creators of a new game for Wii and PS3 called "Dare" seem to want to help you cross that line. Created by Ubisoft, "Dare" is, according to Kotaku, a game that can quickly replace the icebreaker social as the party key as the favorite Friday night couple-relaxation entertainment in your neighborhood.

While I wouldn't dream of encouraging this behavior socially discord, creators of "Dare" I would like to offer you about 35 games "fun and flirtatious" that will help you relax in the company of Mrs. Galloway by the number 47. And her husband always slightly terrifying wearing a cardigan.

The "dare" trailer is already enjoying so many parody versions published on YouTube that Ubisoft seems to be scrambling to protect his back--I mean, copyright (YouTube has already yanked some clips).

Some people, however, will be less concerned with copyright Ubisoft and more worried as uber-titillation may make their whole weekend.

Well, Kotaku points out that, according to UbiSoft promotional materials, "Dare" will offer EXHILARATING atmosphere: "light-hearted with intelligent characters, COY MINI games and popular music: International HITS as ' SEX BOMB, (I've had) the time of my life ' and many others more!"

Tom Jones and Dirty Dancing all in one night? What more could you ask for a happy marriage?

Now, there are a couple minor kinks in "Dare" that I remember. While the Wii version can handle up to four players, the PS3 version may meet only two. That, I suppose, makes the game less-spanking a little less experimental.

The second is even more worrying. "We dare" is only offered in Europe. A representative of UbiSoft told me: "the game is releasing in the United States." When I asked if UbiSoft felt "Dare" could be the kind of fun that does not appreciate a fundamentalist, impersonation is not offered a no comment.

The PS3 version of "Dare" is available for pre-order on Amazon Uk, with an expected release date of March 11. And the quote is nothing if not dramatic.

Manufacturer's description says you can "use the Wii-mote controller and PS3 move so incredible," as you've never imagined before (seriously which underestimates the creative power of the average gamer). It also explains that "some cooperative enveloping helps".

I am a firm believer in cooperative enveloping. I believe that there is no other type.

However, once you have embraced cooperatively, there's still more to look forward: "the final climax of the game ends in a lighthearted, matchmaking session. Which of your friends is the best match for love or friendship? "

That is a question that will be discussed, I fear, long into the night so many houses in the very near future.

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